Mrs Darcy Versus the Aliens by Jonathan Pinnock. Book Review

MRS DARCY VERSUS THE ALIENS by Jonathan Pinnock 

Proxima, p/b, £8.99 www.saltpublishing.com 

Reviewed by Rhian Bowley

Fresh from Salt Publishing’s new genre imprint, Proxima, this is a tentacle-heavy Austen homage for fans of Blackadder-style innuendo and puns that would make the Pope groan. The truth is out there, though it is not yet universally acknowledged.

The cast of Pride and Prejudice are carrying on much as we left them, though Jane and Charlie Bingley are having financial problems (something to do with an African Princess’s bank account and an ill-advised partnership with Mr Bradford) and Charlotte’s taken up with the nefarious Mr Byron. Don’t Bonaparte that cheroot, Lord B.

Mrs Darcy believes everything to be normal at Pemberley, but actually Lydia’s been kidnapped by aliens and Wickham’s hell-bent on protecting Lizzie from the same fate. Surely Mr Darcy’s frequent, unexplained trips to London don’t have anything to do with what’s going on?

Cue pages of puns, probings and farcical escapades, and even a guest appearance from Jane Austen herself. If you’re tickled by that kind of thing, you’ll love it. Pinnock’s pop-culture references are ceaseless and from every era – paraphrased Whitney Houston lyrics nestle down with Lovecraft allusions and Darcy does Schwarzenegger; ‘I’ll need your clothes, your riding boots and your stallion’.

I don’t know how well some of the puns will hold up to time – I was surprised that even I almost missed the Natalie Imbruglia reference, and I expect there were jokes not from my era that I didn’t notice. However, the pacing is brisk enough that you’re soon swept past any references you didn’t get, and cheering for the bonneted ex-Bennet to, ahem, get to the bottom of things.

You know that friend of yours who loves Carry On, Baldrick, Space Balls and Tim Vine? Buy this for them. They will be forever grateful. But be warned – they’ll stop every few pages and read you the jokes.

 

About Phil Lunt (885 Articles)
Hailing from the rain-sodden, North Western wastelands of England, Phil has dabbled in many an arcane vocation. From rock-star to conveyor-belt scraper at a bread factory, 'Dairy Logistics Technician' to world's worst waiter. He's currently a freelance designer, actor, sometime writer/editor and Chair of the British Fantasy Society. He is on the Global Frequency and is still considering becoming an astronaut when he grows up.

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