War Manuals. Book Review

ElvesELVES WAR FIGHTING MANUAL by Den Patrick

Gollancz, h/b, 152pp, £9.99

ORCS WAR FIGHTING MANUAL by Den Patrick

Gollancz, h/b, 129pp, £9.99

Reviewed by Alex Bardy (@mangozoid)

Forming part of a trio of ready-made illustrated sourcebooks (the other one is the Dwarves War Fighting Manual), this new series from Den Patrick (and Andrew James as illustrator) does something slightly different to the norm, and with a classically dry and clever touch of humour. Designed as smart, small-form hardback books, they’re also quite handy and compact, and a genuine joy to read — a highly desirable collectible, in my opinion.

All three books are written by noted scholar and Anthropologist Royal, Sebastian Venghaus, who was fortunate enough to spend a year alongside the leader(s) of each of these classically myth-based races, and compiled numerous eyewitness accounts of events, knowledge and wisdom during his time with them. The texts are littered with footnotes, small asides, and occasionally irascible observations, but these help to characterise Venghaus as a typically aloof and ignorant man, adding immeasurably to the overall fun factor.

Herein we have histories, myths, philosophies, tactics, references to weapons, armour, terrain guides et al, and The Elves one in particular is full to the brim with talk of crafts and sacred arcana, and is apparently a translation of Aelfir Na Shåin Tiir (The Aelfir Art of War) — recommended reading for any aelfir called upon to fight. It also includes a full historical account of a great battle between Elves, Orcs, and Men, forming the conclusion of the 35-year Asaanic War.

ORcThe Orcs War Fighting Manual, by contrast, is a full history of the Orcs at war, the structure of the tribes, their code and values, and takes a look at their field tactics, weapons, armour, etc. but from the point of view of one Kani Breakspeare, an Ur-Khagan (aka Very Great One, usually leading two or three tribes). We’re also treated to his opinion on goblins, trolls, shaman, and magic, together with another historical account covering a great battle linked with the end of the Asaanic War (as detailed in the Elves book).

I confess, one can’t help feeling that author Den Patrick has gathered together his research and notes for a new project/fantasy world and then decided to save himself the bother of actually following through with the writing itself, but that’s slightly unfair. The world, the races, and even the mythology behind its formation are blended together so well — so seamlessly — that we are transported to a ready-made environment open to whatever quests and adventures we please: this is fan fiction universe-building at its very best. Oh, and yes there’s an obligatory map, of course.

If I have one complaint it’s that the art in places is a little suspect, akin to fan art from decades ago, but these don’t detract from the work as a whole, and in fact the detail on the armour and weapons is very good most of the time.

I think Gollancz have done a fantastic and worthy job with both of these excellent little gems, and I’ve already put the Dwarves War Fighting Manual on my birthday list, ready and willing to transfer it to my Christmas one if it doesn’t materialise first time round…

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Hailing from the rain-sodden, North Western wastelands of England, Phil has dabbled in many an arcane vocation. From rock-star to conveyor-belt scraper at a bread factory, 'Dairy Logistics Technician' to world's worst waiter. He's currently a freelance designer, actor, sometime writer/editor and Chair of the British Fantasy Society. He is on the Global Frequency and is still considering becoming an astronaut when he grows up.